I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
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yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
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Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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