im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
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Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
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I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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