exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
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It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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