Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
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Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
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random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I need water and some morals
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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