i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
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"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
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I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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