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carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
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but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
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Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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