They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
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I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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