All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
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I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
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I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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