THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
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I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
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My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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