Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
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Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
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My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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