Just cropdusted the office
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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