return my video game
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize