Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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