can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
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we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
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of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
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We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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