Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
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He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
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I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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