Your tits are I can't wait for
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
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I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
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If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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