drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
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All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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