My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
only you would photoshop your dick
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
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she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
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Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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