Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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