My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
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after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
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Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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