She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
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we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
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Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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