So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Less talking, more tequila
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
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It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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