Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
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Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
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I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I love you. Go after that dick
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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