how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
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That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
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in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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