tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
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He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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