God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
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I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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