Is it normal to miss your booty call?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
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I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
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I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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