But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
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If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
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somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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