how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
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Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
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I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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