Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
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hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
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Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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