there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
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my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
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The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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