Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i think my tv is drunk
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize