smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
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you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
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Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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