Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
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Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
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I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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