I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
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I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
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The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Drunk is not a location!
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