I just saw a hot homeless man
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
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Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
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He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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