dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
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Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
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I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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