Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
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Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
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party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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