I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
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If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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