Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
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i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
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Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
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