well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
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Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
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Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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