You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
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just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
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She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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