just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
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everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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You dont lie about slip and slides
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
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