I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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