I'm so fucking centered right now
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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