Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
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He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
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Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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