the condom got lost in my hair
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
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I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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