Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
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Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
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Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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