I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
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I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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