Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
So many bounce houses so little time
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then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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