We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
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It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
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You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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