Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
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Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
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HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I have tasted many bathrooms
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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