im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
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Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
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Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
You ruined the universe
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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