We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
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I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
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I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
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